Cop out

So, here's the thing: I have a script to study and I'm not in a great mood for some reason I'm not quite sure of. I don't want to short-change a movie review when I'm bitter and not willing to inject enthusiasm into what should be a whimsical entry.

So I thought to myself, "What are ways one can express himself when he is in an eddy of negativity that will not give off a negative tone?" A depressing preface didn't make the list, but it's too late.

1. Brief reminders on sticky notes (not including "F*** everything", "I hate the world", etc.)
2. Limericks
3. Pantomime
4. Spelling things out in Legos

I could continue, but I ultimately settled for a list. Lists are innocuous and will surely masque my true downer emotions at the moment. Let 'er rip.

Movies that need to be Released on Blu-Ray before I Consider Making the Transition
*Some may have already been released, but I need all of them*
1. Welcome to Mooseport
2. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
3. Bushwhacked
4. Eight Legged Freaks
5. My Super Ex-Girlfriend
6. Joe Dirt
7. Ready 2 Rumble
8. Me, Myself, and Irene
9. Freddy Got Fingered
10. Bubbleboy
11. Dumber and Dumberer
12. Jack
13. Guess Who
14. The Best of Saturday Night Live: Chris Farley
15. Hidalgo
16. Envy
17. Mr. 3000
18. Just Married
19. My Best Friend's Girl
20. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
21. Employee of the Month
22. Jersey Girl
23. Baseketball
24. Blade 2
25. The Santa Clause 3

I could do this for days.

Oh, before I go, let's add an element: the actor or actress that appeared most frequently in these movies wins. Or loses. No, no, definitely wins.